L.A. Heat
Clint Eastwood was slightly to the right of atilla the hun, Mel Gibson had a deathwish, Bruce Willis was burnt out, and Michael Winslow made funny noises. Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs wants to be a fairly sucky cowboy who gets shot by an indian with furry boots, which is the worst kind of indian there is.
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The House On Sorority Row
I'm not sure when slasher flicks featuring sorority girls became a clich?, but I'd believe that it was at the very moment writer/director Mark Rosman penned the first scene of this slice of 80's horror.
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Portrait Of A Hitman
Being a 70s movie, they express their friendship in the form of high speed races in sports cards, but still, Palance can't go through with it.
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Cyborg Cop
Cyborg Cop. Is a cyborg better than a robot, or "Robo"? Perhaps. Is Cyborg Cop better than Robocop 1, 2, 3 or that weird series with his magical inter-web pixie friend? No.
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Street Gun
Street Gun is moulded after many a classic cinematic crime story. Or should that be mouldy?
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